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Erika is switching back and forth between Showgirls on TBS and Roadhouse on TNT... Ahhhh, hotels. This is livin!

How Do You Dial Tech Support From This Thing?

Sorry folks, but in addition to overpacked U-hauls, drunk motel neighbors singing Lionel Ritchie, vans getting stuck in post-hurricane Gainesville muck and other assorted indignities, we're experiencing technical difficulties with the stupid internet.

We hope to get everything straightened out this evening...until then here is a picture of our chief navigator, Blue.