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Carl Jung

The wise man who is not heeded is counted a fool, and the fool who proclaims the general folly first and loudest passes for a prophet and Führer, and sometimes it is luckily the other way round as well, or else mankind would long since have perished of stupidity.

Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.

Resistance to the organized mass can be effected only by the man who is as well organized in his individuality as the mass itself.

I cannot love anyone if I hate myself. That is the reason why we feel so extremely uncomfortable in the presence of people who are noted for their special virtuousness, for they radiate an atmosphere of the torture they inflict on themselves. That is not a virtue but a vice.

Who has fully realized that history is not contained in thick books but lives in our very blood?

An inflated consciousness is always egocentric and conscious of nothing but its own existence. It is incapable of learning from the past, incapable of understanding contemporary events, and incapable of drawing right conclusions about the future. It is hypnotized by itself and therefore cannot be argued with. It inevitably dooms itself to calamities that must strike it dead.

Just as the body reacts in a purposeful way to wounds or infections or an abnormal way of living, so the psychic functions react to unnatural or injurious disturbances with appropriate means of defence. One of these purposeful reactions is the dream, in which the unconscious material constellated round a given conscious position is presented to the conscious mind in symbolic form. In this unconscious material are all those associations which have remained in the unconscious because they were only weakly emphasized but which nevertheless have sufficient energy to make themselves felt during sleep. Naturally the purposeful character of the dream-content cannot be directly seen from the manifest dream-content; it requires an analysis of this manifest content to reach the actual compensatory factors of the latent dream-content. But most physical defensive reactions are of the same scarcely recognizable and, so to speak, indirect nature, and their purposeful character also has only been recognized through deep investigation and exact observation. I might recall, for instance, the meaning of fever and the processes of suppuration in an infected wound.

If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.

It is just man's turning away from instinct, his opposing himself to instinct, that creates consciousness. Instinct is nature and seeks to perpetuate nature; while consciousness can only seek culture or its denial.

Scott Adams (Dilbert creator)

[After quoting a passage from Shakespeare] Now, maybe someone drugg'd my posset, but I'm fairly certain that none of that makes any sense.

When I was a kid, if something made no sense to me, I assumed the problem was on my end. But now that I am an adult, and I know everything there is to know, I realize that the source of most confusion is Induhviduals - sometimes economists, occasionally poltergeists, but mostly Induhviduals.

Maybe the word "bard" meant something different a few hundred years ago and that's what caused the confusion - as in, "He was so full of bard you could grow squash in his earholes."

Or maybe some Irish people attended Shakespeare's plays and said they were BORED, but it came out sounding like BARD to the English. That could've happened.

There's really no excuse for Shakespeare's shoddy work. If you were Shakespeare, and you had nothing to do all day but sit around in huge pants and write plays, don't you think you could at least make them comprehensible? To me, that seems like the minimum requirement for a play: The audience should have a vague idea of what the actors are saying.

I'm certain that the fans of Shakespeare will tell me I would enjoy his work if only I took the time to understand it. But that's like saying I would love polka music if I took the time to translate it in my head into the sound of a band I like.

I guess I just expect more from my bards.

Lately I have found myself in e-mail discussions with Induhviduals who employ debating tactics that are very similar. I suspect they are learning these methods in some sort of top-secret Induhvidual training facility.

The Induhvidual debating technique involves four steps:

1. Exaggerate your opponent's statement into an absurd absolute.
2. Make an inappropriate analogy.
3. Change the topic to something easier to defend.
4. Claim victory.

For example:

Me: Vegetables are good for you.

Induhvidual: That's ridiculous. If you ate a truckload of vegetables all at once you would die.

Me: No one eats a truckload all at once.

Induhvidual: Let me give you an analogy. If you tried to swim across the ocean, and you didn't know how to swim, and you had no arms or legs, you'd never make it. Surely you can agree with that.

Me: Um...that's different.

Induhvidual: Ha! So now you agree with me that swimming is good exercise!

The worst part is that not only will you be frustrated at your inability to make your point, you will be branded as the person who thinks swimming is bad exercise.

 

 

 

 

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