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ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION: Trying to remember good quotes is like trying to pick up a handfull of mercury-- the tighter you grip the more that slips through. (note: please don't touch mercury or you'll end up like me)

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you."

"I will not say: 'do not weep,' for not all tears are an evil."
- Gandalf

"Faithless is the heart that turns aside when the road becomes dark."
- Gimli

"A faithful heart makes wishes come true."
- Jen Yu

[Spoken while writing on a chalk board and beginning a Continuum Mechanics lecture] " 'Stress' ... if this were a psychology course, I would write '99% self-induced'..."
- J.A.M. Boulet

"Of good, fast, and cheap, you can choose 2 of the 3- you can't have them all." (i.e. you can have it fast and cheap, but it won't be good; you can have it good and fast, but it won't be cheap; etc.)
- Business Axiom

"Like many things, I am nothing."
- Li Mu Bai

"The things we touch have no permanence. My master would say: there is nothing we can hold onto in this world. Only by letting go can we truly possess what is real."
- Li Mu Bai

"Real sharpness comes without effort."
- Li Mu Bai

"No growth without resistance. No action without reaction. No desire without restraint."
- Li Mu Bai

"I've already wasted my whole life. I want to tell you with my last breath that I have always loved you. I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side as a condemned soul, than enter heaven without you. Because of your love, I will never be a lonely spirit."
- Li Mu Bai

"The human race likes to give itself airs. One good volcano can produce more greenhouse gases in a year than the human race has in its entire history."
- Ray Bradbury.

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
- Dr Who.

"The number you have dialed is imaginary. Rotate phone 90 degrees and try again."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
- Albert Einstein.

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' ('I found it!') but rather 'hmm....that's funny...'"
- Isaac Asimov.

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
- Albert Einstein.

"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. What he was doing. Hmph! Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!"
- Yoda

"Do or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?  And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere."
- Yoda

"A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny..." 
- Yoda

"Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing."
- Werner von Braun

"Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass-produced with unskilled labor."
- Werner von Braun

"God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to us: we should not know what to do for sheer apathy and boredom."
- Goethe

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it ?"
- Albert Einstein.

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"The face is the mirror of the mind, and the eyes- without speaking- confess the secrets of the heart."
- someone

 

Remember to be gentle with yourself and others.  We are all children of chance, and none can say why some fields will blossom and others lay brown beneath the August sun.  Care for those around you.  Look past your differences.  Their dreams are no less than yours, their choices in life no more easily made.  And give- give in any way you can, of whatever you possess.  To give is to love.  To withhold is to wither.  Care less for your harvest than how it is shared, and your life will have meaning and your heart will have peace.
 - Kent Nerburn

 

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.
 - Jaques

Where men gather, a bustle of chaos ensues.
 - Keldorn

Every great decision creates ripples--like a huge boulder dropped in a lake. The ripples merge, rebound off the banks in unforeseeable ways. The heavier the decision, the larger the waves, the more uncertain the consequences.
 - Dr. Who

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
 - Dr. Seuss

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
 - Dr. Seuss




There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?'. When you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.
 -
M. Payne

The past is a gaping hole. The genius of the hole: no matter how much time you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it.
 - M. Payne

Your past has a way of sneaking up on you. You'll hear broken echoes of it everywhere, like a bad replay. You'll get mad at everyone for reminding you about it, even if it's all in your head.
 - M. Payne

When entertainment turns into a surreal reflection of your life, you're a lucky man if you can laugh at the joke. Luck and I weren't on speaking terms.
 - M. Payne

The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. The thought makes you weak.
 - M. Payne

All this time we got the fable of Sleeping Beauty wrong. The prince didn't kiss her to wake her up. No one who slept for a hundred years is likely to wake up. It was the other way round. He kisses her to wake himself up from the nightmare that has brought him there.
 - M. Payne

The trueness of a thing like love, hate, etc I think is better measured not by how quickly it starts up, but by how slowly it dies out.  
  - Me

Life must destroy and consume other life to survive.  Do you think this is the signature of a benign divinity?
  - Me

"No matter where you go- there you are."

Click to hear Buckaroo Banzai (remember him?) say this quote

"Sometimes I do what I want to. The rest of the time- I do what I have to."
- Cicero

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
- Maximus Meridius

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Quiet your mind, and feel the powerful presence of life come flooding in."
- Qui-Gon Jinn

"Be mindful of the future, but not at the expense of the present."
- Qui-Gon Jinn

"Your focus determines your reality."
- Qui-Gon Jinn

" 'The time has come,' the walrus said,
'to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
of cabbages and kings.' "
- Lewis Carroll

"It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards."
- Baltasar Gracian

"Harmony is the inner cadence of contentment we feel when the melody of life is in tune. When somehow we're able to strike the right chord- to balance the expectations of our families and our responsibilities in the world on the one hand with our inner needs for spiritual growth and personal expression on the other... Usually, when the distractions of life deplete our energy, the first thing we eliminate is the thing we need the most: quiet, reflective time. Time to dream, time to think, time to contemplate what's working and what's not, so we can make changes for the better... Learn how to pause."
- Sarah Ban Breathnach

"Age is opportunity no less than youth itself."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I give you the chameleon, whose ability to blend itself into the background tells you all you need to know about the roots of ecology and the foundations of a personal identity"
- Frank Herbert

I am responsible for everything ... except for my very responsibility, for I am not the foundation of my being. Therefore everything takes place as if I were compelled to be responsible. I am abandoned in the world ... in the sense that I find myself suddenly alone and without help, engaged in a world for which I bear the whole responsibility without being able, whatever I do, to tear myself away from this responsibility for an instant.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

To eat is to appropriate by destruction.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

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Life moves pretty fast... if you don't stop and look around once in a while-- you could miss it !!
- Ferris Bueller

The old fathers wove the skein of your life long ago. Hide in a hole if you like- you won't live a second longer. ...And fear profits a man nothing.
- Herger

A man who cannot cast aside a thing of value at need is in fetters.
- Aragorn

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.
- Obi Wan Kenobi

If you embrace the pain, it cannot touch your soul.
- Kain

In a room full of 400 people, it takes 400 people to keep the silence-- it takes one to break it.
- Me

At least as important as the ability to be right and not wrong, is the ability to **know** if you are right or wrong.
- Me

Free will has its limits. A snail can choose to some extent to be a happy snail or a sad snail, an optimist or a pessimist snail, a hardworking or lazy snail, but a snail cant choose to be an eagle.
- Me

Interacting free wills inevitably cause suffering.
- Axiom

Einstein was a brilliant physicist, but not particularly well-noted for his views on nutrition.
- Me

Those are my principles.  If you don't like them, I have others.
- Groucho Marx

Generalizations are always wrong.
- Axiom (?) (!)

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect;  therefore, I am perfect.
 - Axiom

Open yourself to the truth, then trust in your natural responses, and everything will fall into place.
 - Lao Tzu

They say the mirror never lies.  Actually its not true, though-- it gets it backwards every time.  Shows what they know, also shows that getting self perspective is deceptively tricky.
  - Me

Show me a man with 20 friends, and I'll show you a man with zero.
  - Me 

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Soren Kierkegaard

The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are nothing else than grandiose thoughts in embryo.

The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth, look at the dying mans struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment.

It is quite true what Philosophy says: that Life must be understood backwards. But that makes one forget the other saying: that it must be lived forwards. The more one ponders this, the more it comes to mean that life in the temporal existence never becomes quite intelligible, precisely because at no moment can I find complete quiet to take the backward- looking position.

The more a man can forget, the greater the number of metamorphoses which his life can undergo, the more he can remember the more divine his life becomes.

In order to swim one takes off all ones clothes in order to aspire to the truth one must undress in a far more inward sense, divest oneself of all ones inward clothes, of thoughts, conceptions, selfishness etc. before one is sufficiently naked.

What is a poet? An unhappy person who conceals profound anguish in his heart but whose lips are so formed that as sighs and cries pass over them they sound like beautiful music.

Since my earliest childhood a barb of sorrow has lodged in my heart. As long as it stays, I am ironic; if it is pulled out, I shall die.

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Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.
 - R. Al'Goul

There are some people without decency who must be fought without hesitation, without remorse.
 - R. Al'Goul

What chance does the world have when good people do nothing? 
 - R Dawes

People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy. 
 - B. Wayne

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do.

 - G.N. Douglas

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche

At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Can an ass be tragic? To perish under a burden one can neither bear nor throw off? The case of the philosopher.
Friedrich Nietzsche

In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence, and loathing seizes him.
Friedrich Nietzsche

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus: one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Success has always been a great liar.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Friedrich Nietzsche

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche

This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver.
Friedrich Nietzsche


When one has finished building one's house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way - before one began.
Friedrich Nietzsche

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...I tell you that it is the greatest good for a human being to have discussions every day about virtue and the other things you hear me talking about, examining myself and others, and that the unexamined life is not livable for a human being...
- Socrates

To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know?
- Socrates

In every one of us there are two ruling and directing principles, whose guidance we follow wherever they may lead; the one being an innate desire of pleasure; the other, an acquired judgment which aspires after excellence.
- Socrates

A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.
- Socrates

Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and form opinions wide of the truth, it is clear that the error has slid into their minds through the medium of certain resemblances to that truth.
- Socrates

Well I am certainly wiser than this man. It is only too likely that neither of us has any knowledge to boast of; but he thinks that he knows something which he does not know, whereas I am quite conscious of my ignorance. At any rate it seems that I am wiser than he is to this small extent, that I do not think that I know what I do not know.
- Socrates

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy.
- Aristotle

Aristotle illustrates his view of the relation of metaphor to simile as follows. When the poet say of Achilles, He sprang on them like a lion, this is a simile. When he says, The lion sprang on them, this is metaphor; for as both animals are brave, he has transferred the name of lion to Achilles. Elsewhere he calls simile a metaphor with a preface and declares it inferior to metaphor on two counts: it is lengthier, therefore less pleasing; and since it does not affirm that this is that, the mind does not inquire into the matter. Now it is true that metaphor is often (not, I think, always) preferable to simile on both these grounds, but the grounds are rhetorical not semantic ones. Terseness is more pleasing and more stimulating to thought than verbosity; that is what it comes to.

Excellence or virtue is a settled disposition of the mind that determines our choice of actions and emotions and consists essentially in observing the mean relative to us ... a mean between two vices, that which depends on excess and that which depends on defect.
- Aristotle

The moral virtues, then, are produced in us neither by nature nor against nature. Nature, indeed, prepares in us the ground for their reception, but their complete formation is the product of habit.
- Aristotle

Everything necessarily is or is not, and will be or will not be; but one cannot divide and say that one or the other is necessary. I mean, for example: it is necessary for there to be or not to be a sea-battle tomorrow; but it is not necessary for a sea-battle to take place tomorrow, or for one not to take place, though it is necessary for one to take place or not to take place.
- Aristotle

Noble Sumo

SUMO- I just don't see why it's still not an Olympic event.

"My hands are tied, my body bruised... she's got me with nothing to win and nothing left to lose."
- Bono

"Sweet the sin; bitter the taste in my mouth. I see seven towers, but I only see one way out. You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice. I took the poison from the poison stream, and I floated out of here..."
- Bono

Unbroken spirit, obscured and disquiet, finds clearness this trial demands, and at the end of this day sighs in anxious relief- for the fortune lies still in his hands. If there's a pensive fear, or a wasted year, a man must learn to cope. If his obsession is real, suppression that he feels must turn to hope.
- Dream Theater

 

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There should be a science of discontent. People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles.
 - Muad'Dib

My father once told me that respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality. "Something cannot emerge from nothing," he said. This is profound thinking if you understand how unstable "the truth" can be.
 - Muad'Dib

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future.
 - Muad'Dib

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
 - Muad'Dib

There is in all things a pattern that is part of our universe. It has symmetry, elegance, and grace--those qualities you find always in that which the true artist captures. You can find it in the turning of the seasons, in the way sand trails along a ridge, in the branch clusters of the creosote bush or the pattern of its leaves. We try to copy these patterns in our lives and our society, seeking the rhythms, the dances, the forms that comfort. Yet, it is possible to see peril in the finding of ultimate perfection. It is clear that the ultimate pattern contains its own fixity. In such perfection, all things move toward death.
 - Muad'Dib

These are illusions of popular history which a successful religion must promote: Evil men never prosper; only the brave deserve the fair; honesty is the best policy; actions speak louder than words; virtue always triumphs; a good deed is its own reward; any bad human can be reformed; religious talismans protect one from demon possession; only females understand the ancient mysteries; the rich are doomed to unhappiness . . .
 -From the Missionaria Protectiva

One cannot have a single thing without its opposite.
 - Muad'Dib


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze overlong into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
 - Nietzsche


Why is it that the hardest thing in the world is to convince a bird that he is free, and that he can prove it for himself if he'd just spend a little time practicing?  Why should that be so hard?
  - J.L. Seagull

If all the power in the world could grant every wish in the world, it would show exactly how cheap and gaudy all of them could be.  The most powerful wish is the one that hasn't come true.
  - B. Wayne

People fear anything or anyone that becomes too powerful.
  - C. Kent

There comes a time in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, and who always will.  Don't worry about people from your past... there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
 - M.L. King Jr.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
 - W. Churchill

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Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
Marcus Aurelius

Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it... Be satisfied with success in even the smallest matter, and think that even such a result is no trifle.
Marcus Aurelius

Here is the rule to remember in the future, When anything tempts you to be bitter: not, ''This is a misfortune'' but ''To bear this worthily is good fortune.''
Marcus Aurelius

If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now.
Marcus Aurelius

Let it be your constant method to look into the design of people's actions, and see what they would be at, as often as it is practicable; and to make this custom the more significant, practice it first upon yourself.
Marcus Aurelius

Let men see, let them know, a real man, who lives as he was meant to live.
Marcus Aurelius

Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul.
Marcus Aurelius

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.
Marcus Aurelius

We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne.
Marcus Aurelius

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Marcus Aurelius

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
Marcus Aurelius