Two of my most favorite things in the world are covers of terrible 80's pop songs and abused kitchenware.

As you can imagine, it's a bit difficult for things like this to come together in a coherent or successful fashion.

Enter Hurra Torpedo.



But the geniuses of Hurra Torpedo don't just provide you with a horrible 80's cover and abused kitchenware, oh no. Let me make a list of what makes them so great:

-Grizzly beard.
-Heaven's Gate-style Adidas soccer jumpsuits.
-Bare man-ass.
-Over-extended buildup to an event that is uneventful.
-Man unnecessarily stirring a pot.
-Nerdy guys from Norway.

Honestly, if that doesn't make you want to watch this video, you're visiting the wrong Web site. Get lost.

For the the rest of you...

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Hurra Torpedo

Now encoded in shitty WMV goodness for all you folks who had trouble with the DivX!