Keroppi is just so great that he has his own TV show! Since I don't know any Japanese, here are some "Keroppi Says" quotes I think he would say on his show. He's very profound, isn't he?
- "It's better to be a real nobody than to be a fake somebody." <-- Watching The Talented Mr. Ripley 3 times ingrained this idea into Keroppi's mind.
- "I've reached the end of the Internet ten million times already!" <-- Keroppi is getting bored of the Internet...
- "Sharing has no costs." <-- Keroppi is so profound! Hehe.
- "I want my lobster!" <-- Keroppi is just expressing my rage for a 'lobster' of my own. Hehe.
- "You suck at the Internet!" <-- Keroppi realized that so many people out there really don't know how to use the Internet!
- "Why should I have a gun if I've got no one to protect?" <-- Yeap, Keroppi watched a Simpsons episode about the NRA.
- "Don't take electricity for granted." <-- When a tree knocks down a power line and you have no electricity for more than 12 hours, you know what I mean.
- "Everything you didn't know could fill an empty warehouse." <-- Another inspiring quote from the Simpsons picked up by Keroppi.
- "A stranger is a friend you haven't met before." <-- *sigh* Another quote from the Simpsons. Keroppi needs to get off his lazy butt and start thinking of stuff of his own!
- "If someone says hello to you, don't say hello back." <-- Keroppi has a way with people. That's why he's so lovable all over the world! Hehe. Keroppi likes to engage in conversation when someone says hi to him, so instead of saying hello, he says "what's up? how are you doing?"
- "Hey! This is like Speed 2, except we're on a bus!" <-- Keroppi has been watching the Simpsons again and stole it off of Milhouse. Keroppi has no reason to use this quote, it's just funny.
- "A challenge you could do is no challenge at all." <-- Keroppi seemed to have watched a Simpsons episode where Lisa complains that she wants a challenge she could do when she's at a military academy.
- "Don't use a boom-boom stick." <-- Keroppi was watching some Muppets treasure island movie, instead of urging me to study.
- "Hate me the way I would hate you." <-- Keroppi was about to get jumped by a group of ugly toads because he was being too happy, so he said this to save his butt.
- "Friends don't let friends go broke." <-- I'm not sure if I made this up or Keroppi did, but I'm sure someone was thinking about *ching ching.* Very moving quote. Hehe.
- "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies." <-- Ok, Keroppi totally stole this quote somewhere, but it sure does reinforce who your real friends are.
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"Te amo, sarang hae, anh yeu em, any way you say 'I love you,' say it to someone today." <--I think Keroleen forgot to tell Keroppi that she loves him on Valentine's Day.
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