My name is Karl Buchner.

This is me.  I was born in Gainesville Florida, the place to which I have returned to after a sixteen year absence.  Like a soldier returning from a three year tour of Viet Nam, I feel slighted that there is no fanfare among the townsfolk at my return. 

My reason for being in Gainesville is singular.  I am attending the University of Florida and majoring in Physics.  If I do good, I'll be here for three more years.

Stay tuned next week for another thrilling episode of...

"The Life of Karl"