In no particular order, the following are documented records held by people you may just know. They are you're waiters, your students, your 43-year old doctors posing as college students, your stymies, your wisker-do's and EVEN your wisker-don'ts.

1. "Roundest Belly of people named Ryan"

Here at W.R.O, quality and commitment go hand in hand with breathing. We hired 5 quality experts to analyze the vast array of bellies owned by people named Ryan, and after months of deliberation, this one was found to be the most perfect, the most round, and can we say...the most distinguished?

Ryan Lowery, Age ??, Score of 97 on P.B.S

2. Most Consecutive One-eyed Winks in One Minute

This one is the 'gold' award. This one has changed hands more than a XBox controller. This one is the one to tell mom about.

Ryan McGuinness, Age 19, 76.5 Winks

3. Largest Coin Flipped

Weighing in at 4.5 pounds, and with a diameter of 28 inches, this is not small task. This coin was flipped, with no regard for anyone, by a true hero.

Nathan Pffafman, Nicknamed "Haunches"

4. Most consecutive entrance/exits involving domicile area

This is where it gets grizzly. Three men and a parakeet were lost in this one, but the rewards were spectacular. Never has this been attempted, and for a good reason, BUT, this man knew no boundaries! Never would be let simple dustmites get in his way! Never would he allow his hatred for peter to stop him! NAY!

Sam Carli, 45 Consecutive cycles with bed, Buy him one of these

5. Most inverted claps

Don't scoff at this one folks! Magellan searched the world for one brave enough to hold this award. Chicago was burned to the ground in 1871 when no one had the sand to attempt this! Look and admire, and then go cry yourself to sleep wussy-boy because you can't do it!

Justin Kenney, Nicknamed "Beagle", 405 Inverted Claps