I'm not one to encourage prank phone calls,
but on this one the tables are turned.

This will make your day
National Discount Brokers
1.    dial 1-800-888-3999 (it's free)
2.    listen to all of the options
3.    after hearing #7, hit 7

Every company should have an option #7.
Let me know what you would put as an
option 7 on your company phone.