The 'Files


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While you're browsing my humble efforts at writing, partner, you might want to keep your flashlight handy.  It's dark in here, and there's sure to be aliens and monsters lurking about.  Eek!


Note: Because I zealously guard my server space, most of these links will send you to either 1) the GeoCities site or 2) another site where my stories are already posted.  I'm cheap and lazy, I know.





FANFICTION

Shamelessly Shipper Fics:

St. Valentine In Hell (JAG) My first (finished) fanfic.  Ever!  Just some good ol' Valentine's Day shipper sap.
PG/PG-13 for language and such.
The Waiting Is The Hardest Part (JAG) Rather short and a little strange - and featuring Eric Clapton on guitar.  I kid thee not. PG for language.
Family At The Vietnam Memorial On Christmas Eve (JAG)
The title says it all.
PG for just a smidge of language.
Friend Of A Friend (JAG)
Umm... not one of my favorites, but go ahead and read it anyway.  Mic, Chloe, and Greek mythology, post-"Adrift I".
PG-13.  Language.
Head Above Water (JAG)
A short scene I dreamed up whilst writing my real "Adrift II" speculation fic ("FOAF" doesn't count, because I don't like it).
PG for language, again.
Living In The Past (X-Men: Evolution)
Scott and Jean build a house... sort of.  Another strange one, folks!
G.  Eh.  Nothing happens, really.
Milk and Cookies (X-Men: Evolution)
More Scott and Jean, with yet more sap.  I haven't written sap in a long time.
G.  It's too sweet to be anything else!


Humor and Crossover Fics:

Julia Goes To Mainframe (ReBoot)
Yes, it's me in Mainframe.  How self-deprecating.
G, I think.  I'm pretty sure I kept my mouth clean in this one.
RetroBoot! (ReBoot)
Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to spoof it.
PG...
The Man From R.E.B.O.O.T. (ReBoot/Man From U.N.C.L.E.)
Solo and Kuryakin vs. Megabyte in a battle to save the Supercomputer.  Sort of.
...PG...
Mainframe: Impossible (ReBoot/ Mission: Impossible)
The IMF always get their men - er, people - er, virii.
...PG...
Mainframe: Impossible 2 (ReBoot/Mission: Impossible 1988)
Jim adjusts to life in the digital age, with mixed success.
...and PG (just to be safe.)
Fish Story  (JAG/Clive Cussler's novels)
NUMA, the Navy, congresswomen... everyone knows what's gonna happen, except Harm and Mac.  Hee hee.  Shipper.

PG-13 for guess what?  Language.
Mutatis Mutandis Adriftus (JAG/X-Men: The Animated Series)
My real "Adrift II" speculation fic.  Harm hallucinates... or does he?  Shipper.
PG-13, for language and mutant scum.
True Believer (JAG/X-Men: Evolution)
"Do you ever see things?"  "Like UFOs, sir?" G.
Boy Talk (several)
Written in a moment of total silliness.  Shipper (after a fashion).
PG-13.
The Babysitter's Lament (JAG)
A very frazzled babysitter unloads her stress onto you, the gentle reader.  Shipper; sequel of sorts to "Family At..."
PG.
A Tale of Two Rogues (X-Men: Evolution)
Rogue has a most unusual dream.  Sugah.
PG, although it really could be G.
A Hard Day's Night (X-Men: Evolution)
Principal Kelly's  ruing his career choice.  Whatever in the world could make him feel better?
PG, although this too could be G.
The Oldest Trick In The Book (Mission: Impossible/ M:I/ M:I 1988)
A scene I would've liked to have added to the first of Tom Cruise's M:I movies.
PG for a smidge of cursin'.
emPOWERment   1 2 3 4 (She-Ra/Powerpuff Girls)
 "Fighting crime, trying to save Etheria from the evil forces of Hordak!"  Okay, so the combo theme song needs a little work.  A permanent WIP.
PG for no real reason.
Amicus Humani Generis (X-Men: Evolution/JAG)
Long, rambling, and not nearly as brilliant as I thought it was when I was writing it.  Ah well.  Still fun.  Written riiiiiight before the third season of Evolution began.
PG for mutant scum and filthy lawyers.
That Ball and Chain (X-Men: Evolution)
Candra goes after Gambit... and Rogue is just lucky enough to get dragged right on into it.  
PG for jealously homicidal assassins.
And The World Smiles With You (Spider-Man/ Max Steel/ ???)
Written on a dare.  Spider-Man, Psycho, and one ultra-sneaky '80s cartoon crossover.  Ooo, I'm so sneaky!
PG-13 for violence and some cussin'.
Flirting With Disaster (Max Steel)
Not the first Max fic I've written, but the first one I've finished.  Aaaaaallllll courtesy of another dare from Alhazred .  I need to stop listening to him.
PG because G is boring.


Other Fics:

A Cinnamon Christmas (Mission: Impossible)
This is the reason why you shouldn't listen to "I Believe In Father Christmas" by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, over and over and over again.  Anyway.  A non-funny, non-shipper holiday fic starring Cinnamon and a surprise visitor.
PG-13 for language.  What?  Spies are allowed to cuss.
The Beginning and the End (X-Men: Evolution)

It's the X-Men vs. Apocalypse - with some new friends along for the ride.  But how can they hope to stop En Sabah Nur?
PG, for evil mutant overlords.
A Pale Horse (X-Men: Evolution)
The pulse-pounding, senses-shattering sequel to "The Beginning and the End"!  Mr. Sinister joins the fun with some evil experiments, and just who is this Carol Danvers lady anyway?
PG, for evil scientists and twisted experiments.
"A Man Barely Alive" (JAG)
A small, pre-Season 8 speculation fic regarding Bud.
PG for the sad stuff.  Awwww.
On the Wing (Dinotopia)
My first (completed) Dinotopia fic!  Of course, it's based on the TV miniseries, but I've tried to inject enough book continuity into it to alleviate all the suckiness.  And, of course, I feel oh-so-very ambivalent about it, but... I guess it stays.
PG, with one reeeeeeeally bad word in chapter 7.
Eggshells (Dinotopia)
And here we go again.  Same players, different thread.  It's angsty and fluffy all at the same time... enjoy. PG for general imagery and moodiness.
The Sword of Shan-Yu (Disney's Mulan)
Boy, if this isn't the weirdest darn thing I've ever written, I don't know what is.  And that's saying something.
G.  It's just a sword.
Flesh and Steel (Max Steel)  NEW!
It's from Josh/Max's POV, but don't let that fool you - this is all about Kat.  If the muse wills it, this fic might grow a few more chapters, but I make no promises.
PG for mild angsting and medical description stuff.
Genie X (X-Men: Evolution)  NEW!
Is X23 still a Mary Sue if she was created by real creators?  I don't know.  But she violates just about every tent of developmental psychology that I've learned thus far.
PG. Genie's story is way sadder.






ORIGINAL FICTION

The Falling Bridge Affair
A short superhero story (now available in two flavors!).  The characters are my own; however, I still have no idea what their names are.
PG, for people gettin' knocked off bridges.




POETRY AND ESSAYS

Fangirl Poems
Yeah, you can write poems about superheroes and TV shows and stuff.  You didn't know that?
Thoughtful Poems
Me at my thoughtful non-fan best.
Strange Poems
Very, VERY strange.  You have been warned.
Philosophy Essay #4
Just to show you that I'm not a total loss, intellectually speaking.  This is riddled with errors, but I actually got a 'B' on it.  Huh.  Tip of the Week: If you're in college, hate math, and prefer to be highly illogical, don't take Philosophy.
Speech #2 - Informative
The fearful consequence of letting a fangirl choose her own topic.  Got an 'A' on this one.  Darn straight.





RECOMMENDED READING


Note:  These links will take you to other sites.  I have no part in any of them (well, okay, I do have some stories at FF.N), and therefore I don't want to hear any whining about their content.  Unless you're whining about my stuff at FF.N.  Then feel free.


FanFiction.Net
Fanfiction central.  Every genre imaginable, every rating possible (except NC-17), and so many stories it'll make your head spin.  Read, review, and be happy.  Sometimes it goes down, for various and sundry reasons, but it's almost always up.
Dress Whites and Roses
JAG fic from a master (er, mistress).  Not everything here is appropriate for young'uns, but it's all good stuff.  Tracy rocks.
AeroGirl's JAG Fanfiction
JAG fic.  Let's just put it this way - AeroGirl is one of my fanfic heroines.  She hasn't written a bad thing yet.  I'd go on, but the shameless hero-worship would only embarrass me later.
Valerie's Fiction Archive
Oh. My. God.  She's got BOTH X-Men fics AND JAG fics.  And they're all incredibly awesome!
The Medicine Wheel
Okay, I'm totally spoiled on X-Men fic after reading Valerie and Minisinoo.  Minisinoo, by the way, writes Cyke better than anyone else I've ever come across, including most of the actual X-Men writers.
Ex Libris
You want JAG fics?  Howzabout the mother of all JAG fic archives?  Yeah, that's what I thought.



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