How to Handle Pressure Situations
Answered by Various Star Trek characters

 
The Situation:
The Enterprise (or their respective starship) is under attack and various commanders have only enough time for one last order before their respective starship is destroyed. How is this tense situation handled by different characters? (Most of this I made up myself, so please ask me if you can post this on your site before you do.)

Scotty: "Why, ya lilly livered poor excuse for a... How dare you say that about the Enterprise! I oughta blastya ta Ceti Alpha Six!"

McCoy: "Damn it Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a solider!"

Geordi: "Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil. I want a stabilizer on that conduit! COOLANT LEAK! Bridge, we got a coolant leak down here! I'm going to have to evacuate Main Engineering. Everyone out of here!" Let's Go! Let's Go!"

Worf:  "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!" (Perhaps today is a good day to die!)

Spock : (Raises eyebrow)

Data: "Romulan commander! Your actions are most unnecessary and are not in keeping with the established treaties. May I advice you of the current political situation which threatens the very continuity of the principles involved. A corollary I might point out would be that of ....."

Wesley: "You mean I can give orders now, sir?" (Scary thought!)  "Shut Up Wesley!" heard from bridge a few seconds later.

Chekhov: "AAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Troi: "I feel that the aliens have hostile intent"

Janeway: "I don't want to hurt them, what other options can you give me?"

Riker: "Shields UP! Red ALERT! Captain Picard to the BRIDGE!"

Picard: "Abandon Ship! Repeat! All Hands Aband--[Enterprise blows up]"

Kirk: "FIRE!"