Quotes: Liberals say the Strangest Things!
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The Clinton Sex Scandals

"Hey, I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me; I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time, never. These allegations are false! And I need to go back to work for the American people."
~Bill Clinton


"If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign."
~Bill Clinton running for US Representative in 1974

"I misled people"
~Bill Clinton in the Lewinsky address  (Translation: I lied to the American people)

"I issued a number of denials to people I thought needed to hear them"
~Bill Clinton, Grand Jury Testimony (Translation: I wanted to cover it up so I lied to you- even under oath)

"I am trying to be honest with you and it hurts me. Now..."
~Bill Clinton's Grand Jury Testimony

"Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American  people."
~William Ginsburg

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"
Bill Clinton

"Clinton's an unusually good liar. Unusually good. Do you realize that?"
~Sen. Bob Kerry, Democrat-  Nebraska

Al Gore

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the internet."
~Al Gore

"I tell you, that Michael Jackson is unbelievable! Isn't he? He's just unbelievable.  Three plays in twenty seconds."
~Al Gore commenting on Michael Jordan

Quotes from Castro regarding Clinton

One of the best presidents the United States has ever had.
~Fidel Castro (Referring to Clinton after the Elian Gonzales affair)

Clinton likes cigars.
~Fidel Castro, 1996

Clinton on Taxes

The Brilliant Tom Daschle.

"I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs."
~Bill Clinton

"It might surprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too"
~Bill Clinton

A short time later: "I take full responsibility...for  what we did. It was the right thing to do."
~Bill Clinton

"I have no intention of raising taxes"
~Bill Clinton

"It's your money, says President Bush when he promotes tax cuts. I disagree with his tax policy but admire his spin."
Bill Clinton - Out of Control (June 28, 2003) (But it IS my money! Damn Clinton!)

PETA Online

"Feeding kids meat is child abuse."

"Jesus was a vegetarian because he opposed animal sacrifice in the temple."

"McDonald's tells kids that hamburgers grow in hamburger patches. It's a lie."

Miscellaneous: The Clintons

"I experimented with marijuana at a time it suited and I did not like it, and didn't inhale."
~Bill Clinton (How did he not like it if he didn't inhale?)

"We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society."
~Hillary Clinton, 1993 (Wow! Hillary thinks just like Lenin! see Lenin quote below)

"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..."
~Bill Clinton, USA Today, March 11, 1993, Page 2A

Miscellaneous: General

"Human beings, as a species, have no more value than slugs."
~John Davis, Editor of The Earth First! Journal

"We don’t know whether in the long run the Iraqi people are better off, and the most important thing is we don’t know whether we’re better off." - On the question of whether qetting rid of Saddam Hussein was a good thing.
Howard Dean - Former Democratic Govenor of Vermont and Democratic Presidential Candidate in 2004 (Meet The Press 6/22/03).

"I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communists."
~Jane Fonda

"One could say that Osama bin Laden and these non-nation-state fighters with religious purpose are very similar to those kind of atypical revolutionaries that helped to cast off the British crown."
Marcy Kaptur- Democratic Representative Ohio

"He's (Osama bin Laden) been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and these people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that."
Patty Murray- Democratic Senator Washington (speech to a high school honors class)

"If men like [Ken] Starr and his allies could ignore the Constitution and abuse power for ideological and malicious ends to topple a President, I feared for my country."
~Hillary Clinton (Ironic, isn't it?)

"Bush wasn't elected, he was selected— selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines."
~Alec Baldwin (Supreme Court... Party lines?)

"I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, maybe we wouldn’t have to kill them for their oil.”
Bill Mahr - Larry King Live (November 1, 2002)

"We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter and having that cross to bear. I'd go out and have a couple of drinks too,"
~Julia Roberts

"If you asked would I live in London the rest of my life, yeah, I'd be very happy to stay here. There's nothing in America that I would miss at all."
~Robert Altman - The Times (London) January 21, 2002

I know on September 11, we were all evacuated from the building, and we found ourselves standing outside—most of us. I was whisked away with no place to go. We ended up on the top floor of the police headquarters. We pulled the shades down, thinking that might make us more secure.
~Tom Daschle - Democratic Senator South Dakota

"Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this [Iraq War] will be a disaster."
~Janeane Garofalo (Ok, now I'm really scared)

"There is ample evidence that the horrific events of Sept. 11 have been carefully manipulated to switch public focus from Osama Bin Laden and al-Qaeda, who masterminded the Sept. 11th attacks, to Saddam Hussein, who did not,"
~Robert Byrd - Democratic Senator West Virginia (USA Today- 5/21/03)

"Saddam Hussein is a threat, but the threat is not so great that we must be stampeded to provide such authority to this president just weeks before an election."
~Robert Byrd - Democratic Senator West Virginia (New York Times op-ed, 10/10/02)

"While endangering one of the most pristine areas in the world, drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge would do nothing to make our country more energy independent,"
~Tom Daschle - Democratic Senator South Dakota (March 19, 2003)

"by just getting the SUVs to have the same fuel economy as autos."
~Barbara Boxer Democratic Rep. CA. (On how the U.S. could save more oil than the Anwar would produce)

"Well, there's no credible link between Iraq and al Qaeda. There's no credible link between Iraq and 9/11."
~Janeane Garofalo

"death warrant for social programs for decades and decades to come."
~Julian Bond - NAACP Chairman (on President Bush's tax cuts)

"In two short years, George W. Bush has taught us what the 'W' stands for -- wrong. Wrong for our children, wrong for our parents, wrong for our values. Wrong, wrong, wrong for America."
~John Edwards - Democratic Senator North Carolina (February 23, 2003 )

"Their idea of equal rights is the American flag and Confederate swastika flying side by side."
~Julian Bond - NAACP Chairman (On the Republican Party)

"We must uphold the promise of Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, and Clinton and never allow the President and his Republican friends to threaten Social Security by putting it on the Wall Street trading block."
~John Kerry- Democratic Senator Massachusetts (Speech To Massachusetts Democrat State Convention," May 31, 2002)

"Unfortunately, last spring, Republicans chose exactly the wrong solution. They made a huge tax cut their No. 1 priority -- ahead of everything else -- and discarded the framework of fiscal responsibility,"
~Tom Daschle - Democratic Senator South Dakota (January 4, 2002)

"We give an infinitesimal amount of our money to people around the world. I think what people around the world would say is it would take so little for this rich country to help and alleviate so much misery and even that is too much for them. We’re oblivious to suffering.”
~Bill Mahr - Larry King Live (November 1, 2002)

“Bush says you’re either with us or against us. I don’t know who ‘us’ is. I say to Mr. Bush—this is what democracy looks like. We will not give our daughters and sons for a war for oil.”
~Susan Sarandon

"This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House have hijacked a nation's grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist."
~
Woody Harrelson

"If we continue following George Bush’s military policy and defense policy, will become a secondary military power."
~Howard Dean - Former Democratic Govenor of Vermont and Democratic Presidential Candidate in 2004 (Meet The Press 6/22/03).

"I can’t tell you the answer to that either." (On the question of how many troops do we have on active duty.)
~Howard Dean - Former Democratic Govenor of Vermont and Democratic Presidential Candidate in 2004 (Meet The Press 6/22/03).

"The greatest crime since World War II has been U.S. foreign policy."
~Ramsey Clark- former Democratic Attorney General

"I'm saddened, saddened that this president failed so miserably at diplomacy that we're now forced to war, saddened that we have to give up one life because this president couldn't create the kind of diplomatic effort that was so critical for our country."
~Tom Daschle - Democratic Senator South Dakota (How was it critical?)

"Mr. Reagan will raise taxes, and so will I. He won't tell you. I just did."
~Walter Mondale - July 19, 1988

"But the problem for Social Security is that it is actually in fine shape until, I don’t know, 2040 or something like that."
~Howard Dean - Former Democratic Govenor of Vermont and Democratic Presidential Candidate in 2004 (Meet The Press 6/22/03).

"We need to change our ethic and aspire to be more Canadian-like,"
~Michael Moore

"They could call Jesus a terrorist too. I mean, he was pretty tough on money lenders a time or two."
~Ramsey Clark - former Democratic Attorney General (during a media event for an anti-war group)

"I think we are isolating ourselves, and in so isolating ourselves, I think we're minimizing ourselves, I don't think we are taken as seriously today as we were a few years ago."
~Tom Daschle - Democratic Senator South Dakota (July 19, 2001) (Right........ Kosovo comes to mind)

"I'm the number 1 target of the White House. They can't get Osama bin Laden; they're going to get me."
~Jean Carnahan - Democratic Senator Colorado (CNN's Crossfire, 10/15/02)

"The difference between Martin Sheen and George W. Bush is Martin Sheen is actually convincing when he acts like he's president."
~Paul Begala- Democratic strategist (CNN's "Crossfire," June 4, 2002)

"Any child born into the hugely consumptionist way of life so common in the industrial world will have an impact that is, on average, many times more destructive than that of a child born in the developing world."
~Al Gore

"Here’s what I say to people. You have a choice. Do you want to have the president’s tax cut or would you like a health-care program that nobody can ever take away?"
~Howard Dean - Former Democratic Govenor of Vermont and Democratic Presidential Candidate in 2004 (Meet The Press 6/22/03).

"This country of ours has committed the most serious act of aggression in its history by engaging in a war of aggression without a declaration of war by Congress,"
~Ramsey Clark - Former Democratic Attorney General

"I do not begrudge his salute to America's warriors aboard the carrier Lincoln, for they have performed bravely ... but I do question the motives of a desk-bound president who assumes the garb of a warrior for the purposes of a speech,''
~Robert Byrd - Democratic Senator

"I think the president would mislead the American people."
~Jim McDermott- Democratic Congressman Washington (statement to the press while in Iraq)

"National Missile Defense is of a nature to retrigger a proliferation of weapons, notably nuclear missiles. Everything that goes in the direction of proliferation is a bad direction."
~Jacques Chirac

“He [Treasury Secretary-designate John Snow] is said to be in favor of further tax cuts but against deficits. Doesn’t one lead to the other?”
~Peter Jennings - World News Tonight - December 9, 2002

"The president succeeded during the election campaign in convincing a majority that Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida are practically the same thing ... but he convinced the majority of something that is not true and is not backed up by any evidence that I am aware of."
~Al Gore

"Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find."
~James Carville (on Paula Jones sexual harassment allegation against Bill Clinton)

"A nation that continues, year after year, to spend more money on defense than social programs is nearing spiritual death,"
~Danny Glover

"I did not support Operation Desert Fox."
~Janeane Garofalo

"Bin Laden didn't come from the abstract. He came from somewhere, and if you look where ... you'll see America's hand of villainy."
~
Harry Belafonte

"All our lives we fought against exalting the individual, against the elevation of the single person, and long ago we were over and done with the business of a hero, and here it comes up again: the glorification of one personality. This is not good at all."
~Vladimir Lenin, as quoted in Not by Politics Alone.