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Gone in 60 Seconds
by Andres Gomez
MadSounds Staff

Gone in 60 Seconds is a slow action movie, a description a movie of this type does not want to have. You would expect to indulge in simple pleasures like cars, action, and Angelina Jolie, but instead you get a movie where there is more talk than cars or excitement. This would not be a problem if the dialogue was even mildly interesting or sophisticated, but you get some of the flattest dialogue a screenwriter can possibly spew out.

Nicholas Cage plays a retired car thief who has to come out of retirement to save his little brother played by Giovanni Ribisi. The movie revolves around the Cage character and his gang of car thieves plotting how they’re going to steal a bunch of cars in a small timeframe. Robert Duvall plays the veteran car thief and Angelina Jolie plays a very underdeveloped love interest of Cage’s. Seriously, she is on screen for such little time you even forget she’s in the movie until she pops up again in the background. The rest of the characters in the movie are pretty much inconsequential except for the occasional amusing one-liner. There are also two very dumb and dull cops who follow Cage and his gang around in hopes of catching them. This is the kind of movie that can’t let you think about the plot and has to be carried by the action, but instead it talks about the plot, seemingly endlessly which only works to point out how bad and out of focus the movie is.

Car lovers will be disappointed; the focus here is not on the cars but on the car thieves’ passion for stealing them. The final chase scene involving a 67’ Mustang is exciting, but by that point you are so jaded by how badly the chase was built up that you almost can’t bring yourself to care. Nicholas Cage is usually very intense, but it was hard to believe his intensity in this film, he was never able to dive into the character as he has done in other films. A very weak screenplay and lack of action spelled doom for this movie that could not even be carried by any performances from very good actors. Everything in this movie was flat, from the actors to the dialogue to the action. I cannot recommend this movie unless you like boring and pointless movies.