True G. W. Bush Ethics

To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"

...a one, two,  three...

If you cannot find Osama bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky
Bomb Iraq

If we have no allies with us bomb Iraq
If we think someone has dissed us bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions
Bomb Iraq

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression" bomb Iraq
Let's prevent this mass destruction bomb Iraq
They've got weapons we can't see
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq

If you never were elected bomb Iraq
If your mood is quite dejected bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam's gone mad
With the weapons that he had
And he tried to kill your dad
Bomb Iraq

If your corporate fraud is growin' bomb Iraq
If your ties to it are showin' bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy
And hiding that ain't easy
And your manhood's getting queasy
Bomb Iraq

Fall in line and follow orders bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders bomb Iraq
Disagree? We'll call it treason
Let's make war not love this season
Even if we have no reason
Bomb Iraq